Timeline Earth

TLE 197 - Crystallization

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On this episode, we crystallize our co-host. Also, we discuss hoes and crows.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/13/2024)

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TLE 196 - It Happened

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On this episode, which was absolutely recorded live, we discuss The Election of our Great and True Leader.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/9/2024)

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THE 2024 HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR! (PART ONE)

THE ONE TO SPOOK THEM ALL. (PART 1)

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This year's Halloween spooktacular is back and stronger than ever. Its so long, it comes with a directory this year. Check below for more information and timestamps.

We at TLE extend our sincerest thanks to our guests and our listeners. Without you, this wouldn't have been possible.

(10:11) AARON https://x.com/btwa_RETURNS
Aaron, professional worker extraordinary, tells us about some of the most horrific workplace deaths that face the average blue-collar guy.

(1:41:21) HOSS https://x.com/FETTERMANIAC

Our resident cannibal expert Hoss Minogue joins us to teach us about the wild world of eating people.

(2:35:07) DR VAMPIRE https://x.com/headless_giant

World-renowned paranormal investigator Dr. Vampire regales us of fascinating tales from vampiric antiquity.

(3:15:58) DUNE https://x.com/DoomerInsights

Our company lawyer, Dune, traces the history of ghost law in Anglo-Saxon, English, and American courts.

(4:10:35) REDHAWK https://x.com/redpilledhawk

President of the Old Glory Club Mr. Redhawk joins Bird to reflect on some of the spookiest, weirdest news stories of the year so far.

(4:57:16) BRAXTON https://x.com/braxton_mccoy

TLE's beloved superstar conservationist and Horse-Whisperer Braxton McCoy joins Car and Bird for a little game of "guess the creepy bird call".

(5:23:26) CAR https://x.com/TLE_Car

Carcampit and Bird endeavor to review Full Moon Entertainment's masterpiece classic Puppet Master.

TLE 195 - We're Woke

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On this episode, we discuss love, french fries, and being woke.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/23/2024)

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TLE 194 - Updated Holidays

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On this episode, we discuss everyone's favorite Jewish-American sailor.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/16/2024)

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TLE 193 - The Armadillo Bit

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On this episode, we discuss vermin removal.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)

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STS 39 - Gaslight Revival

TLE 192 - Sloptober Surprise (Live & Unedited)

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On this episode, we try to innovate. We Xplore Spaces to see if it'll work. We got off to a rocky start here, but I think things ended up turning out well as they could have given The Circumstances. We'll probably experiment with X Spaces in the future. Paz and I discuss pre-historic butter and chinese poop deaths.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)

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STS 40: Some Books Are Bad

Paz and friend of the show Doc Brown talk in circles about how magic books are real, and sometimes that's Bad Actually.

TLE 191 - No More Joy

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On this episode, Bird and Aaron steal all of the joy.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/25/2024)

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TLE 190 - Genetically Modified Leftoids ft. 'Fearless' Kevin Castley

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On this episode, Birdo welcomes the fearless Kevin Castley onto America's Most Popular News Program. We talk Donald Trump and the rise of the NAFO threat and Le Struggles of Le Working Class.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/18/2024)

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WW 3 - Musk Must Be Stopped!!!

TLE 189 - G r o y p l e t

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On this episode, we discuss prolific penguins, the varied delicacies of the Haitian diet, bird grasshoppers, balloons, and animal sacrifice on our shores. The whimsey has fully returned.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/11/2024)

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STS 33 - The Breaking of the Clintons

On this episode, Mike returns to discuss an under the radar scalp-taking that paved the wave for Barack HUSSEIN Obama's rise to power.

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TLE 188 - Back to Birding

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On this episode, we cover the most recent birding news, horned lizard updates, cover Russian whale spies, and our gay space programs latest blunder,

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/4/2024)

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STS 33: The Dutch Strike Back

Long time friend of the show is back in the game with this simulcast, go give him a follow and welcome the OG agent of European chaos back.

TLE 187 - A Flawless Corncob

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On this episode, the boys gather on an unremarkable Wednesday to discuss the same things as always: Chuck E. Cheese, RFK's Love of Skulls, and how awesome and cool Kamala Harris is.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (8/27/2024)

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STS 32 - Power Networks with Pete and Phil

I thought we were gonna talk about the sovereign citizens and the virginia company, but a dissection of shadowy feudal obligations and informal power is waaaay better anyhow, enjoy!"

TLE 186 - J. Burden Is 15 Years Old

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On this episode, we welcome a fellow Newsman (from Generation Alpha) to the show. Even though he is spry and in his youth, he is quite knowledgable about many things.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)

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WW 2 - Paypal Mafia

TLE 185 - Punching All The Way Down

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On this episode, we discuss threats and greater threats, backslides into Loser Mode, and political probabilities.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (8/14/2024)

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TLE 184 - Bobby and the Bear

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On this episode, we discuss happenings or a lack thereof, such as the possibility that something is happening within global finance, and/or the possible happening of RFK Jr. being fully, totally brainwormed.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (8/7/2024)

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TLE 183 - The Weird War

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On this episode, we say goodbye to one Biden and say hello to another, we discuss this latest new phrase "weird" and what we can draw from it, and we ponder The Happening Question.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)

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TLE 182 - Of Coconuts and Ravens

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On this episode, we discuss whether or not Joe Biden is currently among the living, we RESPECT the Thiel Network, and we hope. We hope.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/24/2024)

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TLE 181 - The Attempt

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On this episode, we discuss failed attempts and the mainstreaming of MAGA. Get ready for gay.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/17/2024)

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TLE 180 - Many Projects

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On this episode, we discuss the newly released RNC Platform, the dreaded Project 2025, and the alignment between them. Good news, we discover the same thing we've been talking about for weeks again.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/10/2024)

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TLE 179 - Iron Claw

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On this episode, we discuss American Medieval, Vince McMahon, bad debates, geological nothingness, and Donald Trump's compromised MAGA movement.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)

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TLE 178 - Wormin' Out

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On this episode, we discuss the final death of Bitcoin, the domestication of ravens and lady-bugs, and the pure power of male friendship.

 

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)

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STS 31 - Psychogeography Pt. 2 w/ MR James

Soon to be frequently recurring guest Doc Brown is back to explain himself and how he incited me to do that episode on psychogeography in the first place.

TLE 177 - That Worm

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On this episode, we discuss what it would be like to live the life of a peaceful and comfortable brain worm.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (6/19/2024)

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TLE 176 - Mud Biscuits

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On this episode, we talk about those things precious to us and how easily we can lose them.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (6/12/2024)

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TLE 175 - Chilling Out

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On this episode, we learn to chill. All of us.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (6/5/2024)

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STS 30 - Psychogeography

TLE 174 - Druggie Joe

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On this episode, we discuss all matters foreign and domestic. We theory-craft some Joe stuff.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (5/22/2024)

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TLE 173 - A Bastille Day for Women

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On this episode, we discuss the intricacies of how women can best take advantage of the Boys Only Superwar that will be coming up in the near future. Ladies, you're gonna make it. Allow us to present the strategy, for your considerations.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (5/15/2024)

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TLE 172 - This Episode is Satire

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On this episode, we maintain a satirical posture. And we never blink.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (5/8/2024)

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STS 29 - Bitcoin Astrology

This episode is all in the name, but the link below is required reading afterwards: https://astrostyle.com/aquarian-technocalypse/

TLE 171 - Two Years Left

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On this episode, we discuss the precious time we have left.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (5/1/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

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TLE 170 - Dolphins

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On this episode, we discuss the problem with dolphins.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/24/2024)

Featuring, "Mr He Never Misses" Lee: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

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TLE 169 - Does Anything Happen?

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On this episode, Aaron calls The Guys together to discuss whether or nothing anything happens, as well as his new source of political disillusionment - the right.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/17/2024)

Featuring the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

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TLE 168 - One Thousand Indian Coworkers

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On this episode, we discuss the Biden administration's hesitant menthol ban, the state of vulnerable Indonesian trans sex workers, and Biden's various ethnic and cultural affiliations.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/10/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

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TLE 167 - Angel

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On this episode, we take a dive into some marketing techniques.

Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/2/2024)

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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 166 - Schmooooooling

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On this episode, we discuss the eschatology behind confusing behavior, planning out our Struggle Sesh, students in cages, and strategizing the future of the Penn Dutch question.

Recorded (this time actually, but not really) LIVE every Wednesday! (3/26/2024)

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STS 30 - The Cyberpunk Reformation

TLE 165 - The Non-Sand Grout Podcast of America

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On this episode, we discuss President Biden's cool new 'thing' he's doing, we talk about New York City and its importance to America and apparently other places also, and we round the show out with some light-hearted chit-chat about a guy being shot in the head and torso.

Recorded (this time actually, but not really) LIVE every Wednesday! (3/20/2024)

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WW 1 - The Wilder West

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On this inaugural episode of Car's Wilder West, Car and Bird dive into the principles of the show and the plan going forward.

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TLE 164 - The Airlines Episode

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On this episode of America's favorite News Tracking Program, we discuss the insane world of aircrafts and their incidents.

Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (3/13/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
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TLE 163 - Barbecue is Back

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On this episode of America's favorite News Tracking Program, we explore Miami Beach's new measures to control spring break chaos, discuss upcoming COVID-19 vaccine developments, and sift through rapid news including a New Mexico classroom controversy, a disputed disability case, and political turmoil at home and abroad.

Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (3/6/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
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TLE 162 - #BidenBazooka

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On this episode, we discuss setting yourself on fire, the new innovations of the fast food world, and we muse on our current and former presidents and their love of cum.

Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/28/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
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TLE 161 - NATO (Full-Gay)

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On this episode, the boys contemplate Birdo's latest illness and become the Number One NATO Tracking Podcast in America.

Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)

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