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29 minutes ago
TLE 208 - Brain Hijacking
29 minutes ago
29 minutes ago
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On this episode, we discuss the lack of news, Executive Orders, and xeno-demonic Federal Government neural-network hijacking.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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Wednesday Feb 12, 2025
TLE 207 - America 2065
Wednesday Feb 12, 2025
Wednesday Feb 12, 2025
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On this episode, we talk about cyber-fart crimes and goth diapers.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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Wednesday Feb 05, 2025
TLE 207 - Pseuds
Wednesday Feb 05, 2025
Wednesday Feb 05, 2025
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On this episode, we have our ups and downs.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/5/2025)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
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Wednesday Jan 29, 2025
TLE 206 - The Latex Race
Wednesday Jan 29, 2025
Wednesday Jan 29, 2025
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On this episode, we cover the cost of fighting fires
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (1/29/2025)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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Wednesday Jan 22, 2025
TLE 205 - The Golden Age(?)
Wednesday Jan 22, 2025
Wednesday Jan 22, 2025
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On this episode, the inmates run the asylum.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (1/22/2025)
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Wednesday Jan 15, 2025
TLE 204 - Monkeying
Wednesday Jan 15, 2025
Wednesday Jan 15, 2025
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On this episode, Bird and Car discuss the troubles of both man and monkey.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (1/15/2025)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
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Wednesday Jan 08, 2025
TLE 203 - THE 2024 GLUEY AWARDS
Wednesday Jan 08, 2025
Wednesday Jan 08, 2025
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On this episode, we recap the greatest year in News yet. We lose Car early on in the episode, so we'll have to give him some Over the Line time soon.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (1/8/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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Wednesday Dec 18, 2024
TLE 202 - Generational Woes
Wednesday Dec 18, 2024
Wednesday Dec 18, 2024
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On this episode, the Number One J Burden Tracking Podcast in America fulfills its weekly obligations.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (12/18/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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Wednesday Dec 11, 2024
TLE 201 - Do Not Look Directly At The Op
Wednesday Dec 11, 2024
Wednesday Dec 11, 2024
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On this episode, we talk about Albanian assassins, updates to Joe Theory, and Germanic Drug Addicts.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (12/11/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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Wednesday Dec 04, 2024
TLE 200 - Defying the Should
Wednesday Dec 04, 2024
Wednesday Dec 04, 2024
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On this episode, we congratulate ourselves for 200 wonderful episodes, discuss a very important pact, catalogue our sneak-throughs, wives, and the grand strategy.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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Wednesday Nov 27, 2024
TLE 199 - Mac & Cheese Map
Wednesday Nov 27, 2024
Wednesday Nov 27, 2024
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On this episode, we bring on the extremely important Lee Enfield to expose Birdo's economic idiocy, talk Thanksgiving statistics, and ponder the supervolcanic apocalypse.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/27/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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Wednesday Nov 20, 2024
TLE 198 - The Tables Turn Quickly
Wednesday Nov 20, 2024
Wednesday Nov 20, 2024
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On this episode, we cover the InfoWars shut-down, the feeling of absolute backness, winter woes, and woodland escapades.
War Room Episode 4055: Deep State Shuts Down Infowars: https://warroom.org/episode-4055-deep-state-shuts-down-infowars/
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/20/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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Wednesday Nov 13, 2024
TLE 197 - Crystallization
Wednesday Nov 13, 2024
Wednesday Nov 13, 2024
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On this episode, we crystallize our co-host. Also, we discuss hoes and crows.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/13/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
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Wednesday Nov 06, 2024
TLE 196 - It Happened
Wednesday Nov 06, 2024
Wednesday Nov 06, 2024
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On this episode, which was absolutely recorded live, we discuss The Election of our Great and True Leader.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/9/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
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Thursday Oct 31, 2024
THE 2024 HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR! (PART ONE)
Thursday Oct 31, 2024
Thursday Oct 31, 2024
THE ONE TO SPOOK THEM ALL. (PART 1)
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This year's Halloween spooktacular is back and stronger than ever. Its so long, it comes with a directory this year. Check below for more information and timestamps.
We at TLE extend our sincerest thanks to our guests and our listeners. Without you, this wouldn't have been possible.
(10:11) AARON https://x.com/btwa_RETURNS
Aaron, professional worker extraordinary, tells us about some of the most horrific workplace deaths that face the average blue-collar guy.
(1:41:21) HOSS https://x.com/FETTERMANIAC
Our resident cannibal expert Hoss Minogue joins us to teach us about the wild world of eating people.
(2:35:07) DR VAMPIRE https://x.com/headless_giant
World-renowned paranormal investigator Dr. Vampire regales us of fascinating tales from vampiric antiquity.
(3:15:58) DUNE https://x.com/DoomerInsights
Our company lawyer, Dune, traces the history of ghost law in Anglo-Saxon, English, and American courts.
(4:10:35) REDHAWK https://x.com/redpilledhawk
President of the Old Glory Club Mr. Redhawk joins Bird to reflect on some of the spookiest, weirdest news stories of the year so far.
(4:57:16) BRAXTON https://x.com/braxton_mccoy
TLE's beloved superstar conservationist and Horse-Whisperer Braxton McCoy joins Car and Bird for a little game of "guess the creepy bird call".
(5:23:26) CAR https://x.com/TLE_Car
Carcampit and Bird endeavor to review Full Moon Entertainment's masterpiece classic Puppet Master.

Wednesday Oct 23, 2024
TLE 195 - We're Woke
Wednesday Oct 23, 2024
Wednesday Oct 23, 2024
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On this episode, we discuss love, french fries, and being woke.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/23/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
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Wednesday Oct 16, 2024
TLE 194 - Updated Holidays
Wednesday Oct 16, 2024
Wednesday Oct 16, 2024
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On this episode, we discuss everyone's favorite Jewish-American sailor.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/16/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
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Wednesday Oct 09, 2024
TLE 193 - The Armadillo Bit
Wednesday Oct 09, 2024
Wednesday Oct 09, 2024
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On this episode, we discuss vermin removal.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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Thursday Oct 03, 2024

Wednesday Oct 02, 2024
TLE 192 - Sloptober Surprise (Live & Unedited)
Wednesday Oct 02, 2024
Wednesday Oct 02, 2024
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On this episode, we try to innovate. We Xplore Spaces to see if it'll work. We got off to a rocky start here, but I think things ended up turning out well as they could have given The Circumstances. We'll probably experiment with X Spaces in the future. Paz and I discuss pre-historic butter and chinese poop deaths.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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Saturday Sep 28, 2024
STS 40: Some Books Are Bad
Saturday Sep 28, 2024
Saturday Sep 28, 2024
Paz and friend of the show Doc Brown talk in circles about how magic books are real, and sometimes that's Bad Actually.

Wednesday Sep 25, 2024
TLE 191 - No More Joy
Wednesday Sep 25, 2024
Wednesday Sep 25, 2024
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On this episode, Bird and Aaron steal all of the joy.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/25/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
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Wednesday Sep 18, 2024
TLE 190 - Genetically Modified Leftoids ft. 'Fearless' Kevin Castley
Wednesday Sep 18, 2024
Wednesday Sep 18, 2024
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On this episode, Birdo welcomes the fearless Kevin Castley onto America's Most Popular News Program. We talk Donald Trump and the rise of the NAFO threat and Le Struggles of Le Working Class.
Follow Kevin on X: @KevinCastley
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/18/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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Friday Sep 13, 2024

Wednesday Sep 11, 2024
TLE 189 - G r o y p l e t
Wednesday Sep 11, 2024
Wednesday Sep 11, 2024
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On this episode, we discuss prolific penguins, the varied delicacies of the Haitian diet, bird grasshoppers, balloons, and animal sacrifice on our shores. The whimsey has fully returned.
Link to the thread Aaron was reading: https://twitter.com/Civilian1A/status/1832295691605180713
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/11/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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Monday Sep 09, 2024
STS 33 - The Breaking of the Clintons
Monday Sep 09, 2024
Monday Sep 09, 2024
On this episode, Mike returns to discuss an under the radar scalp-taking that paved the wave for Barack HUSSEIN Obama's rise to power.
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Wednesday Sep 04, 2024
TLE 188 - Back to Birding
Wednesday Sep 04, 2024
Wednesday Sep 04, 2024
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On this episode, we cover the most recent birding news, horned lizard updates, cover Russian whale spies, and our gay space programs latest blunder,
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/4/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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Friday Aug 30, 2024
STS 33: The Dutch Strike Back
Friday Aug 30, 2024
Friday Aug 30, 2024
Long time friend of the show is back in the game with this simulcast, go give him a follow and welcome the OG agent of European chaos back.

Wednesday Aug 28, 2024
TLE 187 - A Flawless Corncob
Wednesday Aug 28, 2024
Wednesday Aug 28, 2024
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On this episode, the boys gather on an unremarkable Wednesday to discuss the same things as always: Chuck E. Cheese, RFK's Love of Skulls, and how awesome and cool Kamala Harris is.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (8/27/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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Wednesday Aug 21, 2024
STS 32 - Power Networks with Pete and Phil
Wednesday Aug 21, 2024
Wednesday Aug 21, 2024
I thought we were gonna talk about the sovereign citizens and the virginia company, but a dissection of shadowy feudal obligations and informal power is waaaay better anyhow, enjoy!"

Wednesday Aug 21, 2024
TLE 186 - J. Burden Is 15 Years Old
Wednesday Aug 21, 2024
Wednesday Aug 21, 2024
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On this episode, we welcome a fellow Newsman (from Generation Alpha) to the show. Even though he is spry and in his youth, he is quite knowledgable about many things.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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Monday Aug 19, 2024

Wednesday Aug 14, 2024
TLE 185 - Punching All The Way Down
Wednesday Aug 14, 2024
Wednesday Aug 14, 2024
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On this episode, we discuss threats and greater threats, backslides into Loser Mode, and political probabilities.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (8/14/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
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Wednesday Aug 07, 2024
TLE 184 - Bobby and the Bear
Wednesday Aug 07, 2024
Wednesday Aug 07, 2024
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On this episode, we discuss happenings or a lack thereof, such as the possibility that something is happening within global finance, and/or the possible happening of RFK Jr. being fully, totally brainwormed.
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Wednesday Jul 31, 2024
TLE 183 - The Weird War
Wednesday Jul 31, 2024
Wednesday Jul 31, 2024
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On this episode, we say goodbye to one Biden and say hello to another, we discuss this latest new phrase "weird" and what we can draw from it, and we ponder The Happening Question.
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Wednesday Jul 24, 2024
TLE 182 - Of Coconuts and Ravens
Wednesday Jul 24, 2024
Wednesday Jul 24, 2024
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On this episode, we discuss whether or not Joe Biden is currently among the living, we RESPECT the Thiel Network, and we hope. We hope.
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Wednesday Jul 17, 2024
TLE 181 - The Attempt
Wednesday Jul 17, 2024
Wednesday Jul 17, 2024
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On this episode, we discuss failed attempts and the mainstreaming of MAGA. Get ready for gay.
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Wednesday Jul 10, 2024
TLE 180 - Many Projects
Wednesday Jul 10, 2024
Wednesday Jul 10, 2024
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On this episode, we discuss the newly released RNC Platform, the dreaded Project 2025, and the alignment between them. Good news, we discover the same thing we've been talking about for weeks again.
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Wednesday Jul 03, 2024
TLE 179 - Iron Claw
Wednesday Jul 03, 2024
Wednesday Jul 03, 2024
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On this episode, we discuss American Medieval, Vince McMahon, bad debates, geological nothingness, and Donald Trump's compromised MAGA movement.
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Wednesday Jun 26, 2024
TLE 178 - Wormin' Out
Wednesday Jun 26, 2024
Wednesday Jun 26, 2024
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On this episode, we discuss the final death of Bitcoin, the domestication of ravens and lady-bugs, and the pure power of male friendship.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)
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Tuesday Jun 25, 2024
STS 31 - Psychogeography Pt. 2 w/ MR James
Tuesday Jun 25, 2024
Tuesday Jun 25, 2024
Soon to be frequently recurring guest Doc Brown is back to explain himself and how he incited me to do that episode on psychogeography in the first place.

Wednesday Jun 19, 2024
TLE 177 - That Worm
Wednesday Jun 19, 2024
Wednesday Jun 19, 2024
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On this episode, we discuss what it would be like to live the life of a peaceful and comfortable brain worm.
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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
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Wednesday Jun 12, 2024
TLE 176 - Mud Biscuits
Wednesday Jun 12, 2024
Wednesday Jun 12, 2024
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On this episode, we talk about those things precious to us and how easily we can lose them.
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Wednesday Jun 05, 2024
TLE 175 - Chilling Out
Wednesday Jun 05, 2024
Wednesday Jun 05, 2024
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On this episode, we learn to chill. All of us.
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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
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Friday May 31, 2024

Wednesday May 22, 2024
TLE 174 - Druggie Joe
Wednesday May 22, 2024
Wednesday May 22, 2024
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On this episode, we discuss all matters foreign and domestic. We theory-craft some Joe stuff.
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Wednesday May 15, 2024
TLE 173 - A Bastille Day for Women
Wednesday May 15, 2024
Wednesday May 15, 2024
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On this episode, we discuss the intricacies of how women can best take advantage of the Boys Only Superwar that will be coming up in the near future. Ladies, you're gonna make it. Allow us to present the strategy, for your considerations.
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Wednesday May 08, 2024
TLE 172 - This Episode is Satire
Wednesday May 08, 2024
Wednesday May 08, 2024
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On this episode, we maintain a satirical posture. And we never blink.
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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
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Friday May 03, 2024
STS 29 - Bitcoin Astrology
Friday May 03, 2024
Friday May 03, 2024
This episode is all in the name, but the link below is required reading afterwards: https://astrostyle.com/aquarian-technocalypse/

Wednesday May 01, 2024
TLE 171 - Two Years Left
Wednesday May 01, 2024
Wednesday May 01, 2024
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On this episode, we discuss the precious time we have left.
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