On this episode of Timeline Earth, the boys admire the shiny News Bulletin Board that Bird purchased with crack money. They explore the wide week, including TIME Magazine tomfoolery, Mnuchin's crypto-crusade, tackle-blasting martial arts, and a man who's in some very deep Trouble. Stick around till the end for the realest news you can get.
Iron Crotch Kung Fu (https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1336970158926082051?s=21)
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