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TLE 255 - Week One of Four

Hour 40 - The Occult History of the Third Reich, Pt II: The SS, Blood and Soil

TLE 254 - Iranian Queer Histories

Hour 39 - The Occult History of the Third Reich, Pt I: The Enigma of the Swastika

TLE 253 - MiGs

On this episode, we discuss geopolitical manuevers.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/9/2025)

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Hour 38 - Ross Cross College, Pt 3

TLE:U 001- Knowing the Chad-lite

Hour 38 - Ross Cross College, Pt 2

TLE 252 - Quadrant Four Vampires

Hour 37 - Rose Cross College, Pt 1

On this public release of our analysis of Bill Cooper's Mystery Babylon, we discuss the axial point of the modern New World Order: The Order of the Rosy Cross. We discuss the philosophy of Soul Science and methods of directing the Universe's generative force.

All 36 previous episodes in this series are available in the Paz Presents... Collection on the Timeline Earth Patreon page.

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TLE 250 - The Bees

On this episode, we discuss bee removal.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/9/2025)

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TLE 249 - Goybeam

THE 2025 TLE GLUEY AWARDS

TLE 244 - Blue Roof

On this episode, we protect ourselves from space lasers.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/9/2025)

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TLE 243 - Chocolate Chocolate Chip

On this episode, we talk about delicious ice cream.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! 12/3/2025)

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TLE 242 - Looking Ahead

On this episode, we talk about what's coming.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/25/2025)

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TLE 241 - Nominative Determinism

On this episode, we talk about fateful names.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/9/2025)

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THE 2025 HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR

TLE 240 - The Poors

On this important episode, we take a very brave stance on America's least fortunate and punch down very hard.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/23/2025)

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TLE 239 - The TLE Clone War Program

On this episode, we talk about the power of kale and homeschooling.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/14/2025)

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TLE 238 - Monitoring the Situation

On this episode, we discuss the Gaza Economic Zone and Other Monitorable Situations.

TLE 237 - Fundamental Axioms

On this episode, we discuss the most important principles of this show.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/9/2025)

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TLE 236 - You're A Terrorist

On this episode, we litigate an assassination.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/17/2025)

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TLE 235 - The Skelter

On this episode, we talk about that which is impending.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/10/2025)

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TLE 234 - Wet Bulb

On this episode, we talk about humidity and diseases.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/3/2025)

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TLE 233 - Sparrow Sunday

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On this episode, we spot rare sparrows and uncover monstrous fatbergs.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (8/26/2025)

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TLE 232 - The Formal Apology (This Episode is Satire)

On this episode, we entertain with satire and comedy.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/9/2025)

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TLE 231 - Nasty Jing

On this episode, we talk about Crockett and Crackas.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (8/13/2025)

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TLE 230 - Woodstock & Wizardry

On this episode, we discuss the power of magic.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/30/2025)

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TLE 229 - The Goondertaker

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On this episode, we discuss classic flash games and wrestling. And probably other things that are now permanently lost.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/23/2025)

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TLE 228 - Goon Tools

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On this episode, we discuss Grok's behavior.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/16/2025)

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TLE 227 - Racially Unusual Dreams

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On this episode, we discuss a highly probable and seriously grave danger to us all.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/9/2025)

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TLE 226 - Liver King Esoterica

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On this episode, we discuss the power of pupil dilation.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/2/2025)

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TLE 225 - TLE 1000

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On this episode, we celebrate the concept of 1000 TLE episodes.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (6/25/2025)

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TLE 224 - A Very Mysterious Episode

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On this episode, we discuss Very Important Topics

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (6/18/2025)

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TLE 223 - Another Great Episode...

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On this episode, we have a great time.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (6/11/2025)

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TLE 223 - Breaking Protocol

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On this episode, we discuss Lemurians and breaking protocol.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (6/4/2025)

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TLE 222 - Atlas Sighed

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On this episode, we talk about a toy weasel with a squeak function.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/9/2025)

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TLE 221 - Sneak-Thru

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On this episode, America's Number One Four Former News Hosts discuss AI art, pro-mortalism, and the official sneak-through list.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (5/21/2025)

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TLE 220 - Playing Hockey

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On this episode, the gentlemen discuss caveman skin and geopolitics.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (5/14/2025)

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TLE 219 - My Grug Runneth Over

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On this episode, we talk about the grug within.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (5/7/2025)

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TLE 218 - Slaying the Gorilla

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On this episode, we discuss the battle of the apes.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/9/2025)

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Hour 10 - Gnosticism

A vortex has forced shut our crackhouse studio. In the meanwhile, as repairs are made, enjoy the mystery.

TLE 217 - Risky Salmon

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On this episode, we talk about fish, drug abuse, and how it relates to you and me.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/15/2025)

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TLE 216 - Glyptodon Love

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On this episode, we talk about our productivity toolbox and real dinosaurs.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/9/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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TLE 215 - Fake Chinese

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On this episode, we talk about geopolitical tensions.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/2/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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TLE 214 - Over the News

Join us this evening, March 26th, at 8 PM ET for a live streaming of The Mummy on Drive Time Movie Night.

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On this episode, we do not discuss anything newsworthy

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (3/26/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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TLE 213 - The Great Bigfoot Call Contest

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On this episode, we talk about derangement, damages, and the call of the wild.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (3/12/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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TLE 212 - DOGE'd

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On this episode, we get DOGE'd.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (3/12/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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TLE 210 - Fillers

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On this episode, we talk about conferences.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (3/5/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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